March Babeness: Final Match

So, last round had a tie that didn't look to be broken anytime soon. I decided to just have three finalists and have one winner amongst the three. So, enjoy the pics, and leave your votes. Hope you guys enjoyed this fun little tournament, I know I sure did.

Final Match:

Jessica Alba


vs

Jennifer Aniston



vs

Megan Fox

March Babeness: Final 4

Alright guys, by now you should know the jist, so let's not waste any time!

Winners of last round:
Alba (5-0)
Aniston (3-2)
Strahovski (4-1)
Fox (5-0)

Final 4:

Jessica Alba


vs

Jennifer Aniston


Yvonne Strahovski


vs

Megan Fox

March Babeness: Elite 8

Last round consisted of the most close ties, hands down. Decisions are gettin' harder, that's for sure. When we get into the final 4, I'll post multiple pictures of the girls to give a variety of their 'work' haha. So, as usual, leave your votes as comments and subscribe to my blog. Let the quarter finals begin!

Winners of last round:
Alba (5-0)
Fisher (3-2)
Cuthbert (3-2)
Aniston (3-2)
Strahovski (3-2)
Johansson (4-1)
Fox (3-2)
Smart (4-1)

Elite 8:

Jessica Alba


vs

Isla Fisher


Elisha Cuthbert


vs

Jennifer Aniston


Yvonne Strahovski


vs

Scarlett Johansson


Megan Fox


vs

Amy Smart

Kevin's Korner: Madworld (Wii)

Mature Wii gamers please hear me! Dust off your Wii and take out your copy of No More Heroes, House of the Dead, Manhunt 2, or whatever. We finally have an extremely solid mature Wii title to play since NMH. Sega’s MadWorld is an over-the-top, violent eye candy. With a solid story, great controls, unique graphics, and fantastic voice acting, there is no reason not to pick this up.

MadWorld’s story revolves around a group of terrorists who have set up a game of survival in a city. At first the concept may seem innocent enough, but Sega made sure to destroy those thoughts. Playing through the game you follow Jack, a CLASS-A Badass with a chainsaw on one arm. Jack makes sure to use his chainsaw and every other possible penetrating object on his opponents. One second an enemy will be sliced in half and the next he will be repeatedly smashed against the famous “Rose bush”. On top of the violent maneuvers are fountains upon fountains of blood. This is one of the greatest factors of MadWorld. The creators did a phenomenal job of creating a Sin City comic book look and atmosphere for the game. The gamer will think they are going color blind for the game introduces three colors; Black, White, and Red (and yes Red is very predominant).

I am so happy to tell everyone that the controls for the game are solid. I had a few complaints about the iffy lock-on system, but other than that, controlling Jack and his maneuvers was a simple task. The typical A button hits and joystick movements are present, but finishers require shand movements. The great thing is those movements are insanely rewarding. Dragging the Wii-mote could potentially have Jack ripping out a spinal cord of a victim or crushing the heart once locked tightly in a chest. The Wii is one step closer to real violence, but hey I’m not complaining.

One of the greatest things about this game is the sounds. First off the commentary by the two announcers is hilarious at times (Oh and Futurama fans will find Bender reporting in). However, I found myself turning down the announcers because they kept repeating the same lines after a while. The other contestants also repeat many of the same vulgar lines again and again. Turning down the announcers was a great idea because you don’t get to miss the amazing soundtrack. The rap and hip-hop beats really amp up the gritty, violent feel of the game. In the end, one thing made me just about lose my mind when it came to voice acting. As soon as I heard Jack’s voice I immediately responded with “No freaking way!” Anime fans, nerds, and just about everyone else who’s come into contact with Cowboy Bebop or Toonami’s TOM will recognize that Jack is played by Steve Blum. His addition to the game really fits the mood with his sarcastic, yet grim tone.
MadWorld is what mature Wii owners have been waiting for. The over-the-top, beautifully designed violence will keep gamers coming back for more. With the addition of crazy mini games, which includes a multi-player mode, the game is worth the purchase. Plus who doesn’t like creating havoc in ridiculous, torturous ways while listening to sweet rap beats and hearing Steve Blum curse up a storm.

9.5/10

March Babeness: Sweet 16

The tourney's startin' to wind down and the votes are important as ever! Get 'em in and show the world your opinion! So, without further ado, your Sweet 16!

Winners of last round:
Heather Graham (3-2)
Yvonne Strahovski (5-0)
Scarlett Johansson (5-0)
Jenna Fischer (5-0)
Megan Fox (4-1)
Olivia Munn (5-0)
Shannon Elizabeth (3-2)
Amy Smart (4-1)

Sweet 16:

Jessica Alba


vs

Erica Durance


Vanessa Marcil


vs

Isla Fisher


Natalie Portman


vs

Elisha Cuthbert


Jennifer Aniston


vs

Anne Hathaway


Heather Graham


vs

Yvonne Strahovski


Scarlett Johansson


vs

Jenna Fischer


Megan Fox


vs

Olivia Munn


Shannon Elizabeth


vs

Amy Smart